“You like him, don’t you?” “I… may or may not have a tiny crush on him.” “A tiny crush?” “All right, maybe a medium-sized one.” “A medium-sized…” He shakes his head. “You know what? As long as he doesn’t have a medium-sized di—” “Charlie.” “Not that there’s anything wrong with medium-sized dicks, but looking at how big he is, I would assume—”
