The Sleight Before Christmas (Holiday Hijinx, #2)
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I know this truth all too well. I live it and very intentionally endure it because the hard-earned sweet spots are so fucking worth it.
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They say it’s always the ones you love most that you take aggravation with life out on, right? Well, from what I can tell at this moment, my wife loves me more than anyone in the history of fucking ever.
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Who would have thought the cutest kid to ever exist would be such a shit. I do. That’s who. In fact,
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“Our kids are assholes,” she releases on a breath. “Yeah, baby, they are. Total assholes, and we’re not fucking going out like this.”
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“Just remember when times get hard, when your problems are blinding you, that you’re on a floating planet in the middle of a vast galaxy filled with the unexplainable, and the only thing holding you to it is an invisible force you can’t see.”