‘Classy. So they hate-fucked right there?’ I’m almost giggling too hard to speak. ‘Yep, but after he made her come, he was being so smug that she turned around to him and said, “Look, dickhead, my last boss was sixty-five years old so the bar is really fucking low, okay?”’ ‘I want to shake that woman by the hand. What a fucking queen.’ ‘Seriously. She’s amazing.’ ‘So did he kick her out or offer her the job?’ I throw my phone down on the bed. ‘He offered her the job.’
