Blizzards and Bastards

by C.M. Stunich

My eyes find that one, special hole in Crispin’s jeans. He’s tanned everywhere, isn’t he? I want to know if he has any tan lines at all. I bet even his dick looks like a Hawaiian vacation. Mele Kalikimaka,

I’m not listening to people who only put me down anymore. It makes no sense. If I can only keep one New Year’s resolution, it should be that.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t treat people better than they treat you and let resentment fester. You should drop to their level and only respond if they put forth effort first.