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I swear it’s better than sex.
Every man male bro novel ive read is obsessed w sex bro
It’s metric. Maybe I’m in Europe? Whatever.
He in space
“Remember to cash in your beanbags at the end of the week for toys and other prizes!”
How big are these beanbags??
I know this is easier than other times I’ve done it, but don’t remember any other times I’ve done it. I think I have brain damage from that coma.
Girl you THINK?????
No one ever talks about the really hard parts of first contact with intelligent alien life: pronouns.
Theyre gonna get u for this
He wants to watch me sleep. He knows it’s not going to be exciting, but he wants to do it anyway.
Can he start kissing the alien pls
“Gosh darn it!” I said. “Language!”
Language????????
