Project Hail Mary

by Andy Weir

Soon, I’m sitting on my butt tube. Not the most comfortable sensation, but when is a tube up your butt ever comfortable?

I don’t know who I am or why I’m here, but at least I’m not alone—aaaand they’re dead.

Normally a nanosyringe would be controlled by finely tuned equipment. But I just wanted some stabby time and didn’t care about the tool’s integrity.