Alchemised

by SenLinYu

“Marino, get to the point.”

me w this book

“What’s wrong?” he finally asked. Everything. “Nothing,” she said. “I think I forgot to breathe after you left.”

her annoying ahh clingy ahh

There were boys and girls practising with sticks, trying to make themselves slingshots. No armour because there was none in their sizes. The sight made Helena sick. They were battle fodder. They’d be slaughtered in minutes. But they would do that rather than allow necromancy.

the resistance is so idiotic it’s not even funny anymore

“You are remarkably confident for someone with nothing but a basic alchemy certification.”

it’s called plot armor

“I can’t believe that the final battle is happening now,”

me either the stakes are so low

She dropped straight to the floor and burst into tears,

why is she CRYING omfg i cant

“This whole war was just two brothers fighting over who gets to play god?” Kaine gave a disbelieving, bitter laugh.

me af

If the Eternal Flame wanted to win, they should have made better choices. They all knew the risks, but that was never enough incentive for them. They refused to pay the price that victory demands, and I am sick of watching you try to pay it for them.”

kaine cooked

“You’re the one who gave them all the information?” she said. “Who let them into Headquarters?” It wasn’t Cetus. Here stood the real traitor. “I had to,” Ivy said. “It’s the only way to get Sofia back.” “Ivy, your sister’s dead.” “No!” Ivy shook her head. “She’s alive. I’ve

this is the stupidest explanation of anything ever this book is so bad

The woman—Mandl, her mind belatedly supplied—stood observing, and when Helena was pulled out, she waved her towards the far end of the warehouse. “Put her over there. I’ll deal with her personally.”

and i still don’t understand why

It couldn’t be him. Ferron had hurt her. He’d raped her. And he killed everyone. Kaine wouldn’t. He’d promised he’d always—

and that’s YOUR man

“Why—” Her voice broke. “—why did you kill everyone?” He seemed startled by the question, as if he’d expected one of the others. “I was trying to find you.”

how romantic

Finally getting you back, tortured and broken. Keeping you prisoner—the transference—raping you—”

it’s insane how this book feels so juvenile yet has such dark topics

“No!” she said forcefully. He looked up at her, his face hardening. “You always said you wouldn’t choose me over everyone else. I am chained to a sinking ship. I will not take you with me.” “I was lying!” The words came out a scream. “I didn’t—I couldn’t—I wasn’t g-g—” She gasped for air, clutching at her chest.

i am so so sick of her antics

She leaned closer, her hand sliding down his chest. His hand closed instantly around her wrist, stilling it. “What are you doing?” She sat up, drawing a deep breath. “I want to have sex with you.” The tips of her ears burned at saying it so baldly, but she watched him as she spoke. Searching for his reaction. There was a hard, flintlike look to his eyes, visible even in the dimming moonlight. “No.”

i really can’t do this anymore

He looked at her, his eyes burning. “Do you think that makes it better? Your heart could fail, and if I’m not here, you’ll be gone. Just like—” He went silent. “Don’t do this to me.” Her mouth went dry. “But I have to save you.” “No.” The word was sharp. “You don’t. And you can’t. You are the only person who has never understood that.” She opened her mouth, but he cut her off.

they have all the romance of tessa and that guy from after

“Helena, I’m tired.”

me of this book i hope they both die and it all ends

Her shoulders shook. “But…I want to save you back.”

childish ahh ho! give it up!

“I don’t want to be your friend,” Helena said coldly. “Your sister is dead. You betrayed us all for a corpse.” “I know!” Ivy’s voice rang with grief as she whirled to face Helena, face pale, eyes bright. “I know, but I couldn’t—I couldn’t let her be dead. I thought—” Her face crumpled. “—I told myself she was just hurt, but she would come back. But she doesn’t. She—can’t. Even if she did, she would never forgive me for all this. Would she?” Helena felt no sympathy.

helena’s completely lost me with this.

“After everything, you’ll risk it all on this?” he asked. “If it saves you, it’s worth it.” “And if it doesn’t?”

i’m still confused why we’re working so hard to save him

Helena nodded listlessly. None of that surprised her, but it didn’t change anything, either. “I hate it when you kill people because of me,” she said.

this book is the same 4 stupid lines over again and i’m SO overly sick

“We received word that while the Eastern envoy was passing through Novis, the train was attacked. Everyone on board was killed—including Shiseo.”

am i supposed to care.

“The irony is, this is what we orchestrated, this was our plan, except they weren’t supposed to do it until I was gone.” He threw his helmet against the wall. “Now they’ve given Morrough warning and time to assemble forces and recall the necrothralls from the mines, and I am still here and I can’t refuse orders. Fuck!”

ending this all w fuck is so immature i cannotttttttt

He blinked, and a little humanness seemed to seep into him. She held his face, tilting it down towards hers. “Kaine?” “I’ve never killed so many at once before…” he said softly.

soft ahhh hands

“You promised we’d run away together,” she said. “Remember?” He dipped his head. “Why is it that I have to keep all my promises, but you never seem to keep a single one of yours?” She shook her head, tilting up her face so their foreheads touched. “The first promise I made to you was that I’d be yours for as long as I live. I’m keeping that one.”

eye roll

“Is he really—is he really coming with us? You’re planning to—play house with him?” Helena’s shoulders tensed. “Yes. Running away together was always our plan.

lolll clocked

You deserve to make some choices for yourself. Don’t spend any more of your life chained to old promises. Not for anyone. Not Luc, or me—or Ferron.”

clock her

Kaine was standing almost as far from her as he could without going for the door. She stared at him in confusion. He had barely left her side for weeks, but now he looked cornered. “Kaine…come and see her.” He swallowed. “Helena—” “She’s your daughter.” The muscle in his jaw jumped. “Yes. I know. I remember how it happened.”

bye he does not gaf

The High Necromancer, Morrough, once known as the first Northern alchemist, Cetus, died on a spring day. According to the newspapers, the underground stronghold was breached by an elite team of Novis and Hevgotian military, accompanied by Paladin Lila Bayard,

the most rushed ending of all time

“Do I leave Enid here? Or take her with me while I try to clear Kaine’s name?” Lila looked away, staring out at the sea. “You can’t clear his name. It’ll never happen. I know you think he’s a tragic hero with no choice, but he’s done the most terrible things. People talk about Morrough, make jokes about him, but do you know who no one ever jokes about? The High Reeve. People look sick at the mere mention of him.

yeah ur man was a demon

I know you love Kaine, and he loves you, I don’t deny that. But I don’t think you realise how inhumanly cold he is to anyone who isn’t you or E. The rest of the world could burn and he wouldn’t care. I don’t think he’d even notice. Is this really what you want?”

CLOCK IT, and watch this ho say yes

“Love isn’t as pretty or pure as people like to think. There’s a darkness in it sometimes. Kaine and I go hand in hand. I made him who he is. I knew what that array meant when I saved him. If he’s a monster, then I’m his creator.”

she actually thought she ate

When Enid realised that Lila was taking Pol away, she was initially uncomprehending and then hysterical. “No! No, you can’t! He’s mine. He’s my best friend. You can’t take him away!”

why did they turn this poor girl into the same level of loser as her mom

“I’m sorry, we can’t,” Helena said, holding her tight as Enid attempted to collapse onto the floor and crawl to Pol. “It’s not safe for us. That’s why we live on the island, remember? Because Mum’s heart goes too fast when we do too many trips. Mum can’t go places that make her heart go fast.”

yeah bc ur mums a LOSER

Four Years Later

FOUR BOMBOCLAT YEARS

“I know,” he said, his arms wrapping around her. “She’s gone now. There won’t be anyone else.”

MORROW IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS COME NACK TO LIFE KILL THEM BOTH END THIS STUPID BOOK

Ten Years Later

TEN?

“I was afraid I wouldn’t recognise you, but you look so much like your mum.” Enid smiled. “Yes,” she said in a faint Etrasian accent. “Father always says that.”

this book is actually garbage

The woman was middle-aged and breathing heavily. “What’s this I hear about the Holdfasts being back at their old antics of importing foreign students?”

CLOCK ITTTTTTT

“Hello,” he said. A smirk played at the corner of Enid’s mouth, and she arched an eyebrow, silver eyes studying him coolly. “Hello.” Pol rested his hand on the shelf above Enid’s head so that he loomed over her. Enid simply raised her chin.

IDGAFFFFFFF

“But—” Enid’s jaw trembled. “—she doesn’t deserve to be forgotten like this. She shouldn’t be a footnote.

ur right girl she shouldn’t even be MENTIONED