Play Nice

by Rachel Harrison

Behind every crazy woman is a man sitting very quietly, saying, “What? I’m not doing anything.”

This. Every woman has experienced this at least ONCE in their life.

But the easiest way to tell who a man really is, is to injure his ego and see how he reacts.

*takes notes*

I snuggle into him, steal his warmth. That’s all he is to me, body heat.

I’d rather you girls open your legs before you ever open your hearts, she said once, half a bottle deep. I was too young to understand then. So many things.

I wonder if love can be ugly. If it can do the wrong thing. Bad things. I wonder if it can ever really die.

Men are all the same, Mom once told us, but it’s the ones who try the hardest to convince you that they’re good that you really have to watch out for.

Rachel Harrison; who hurt you? TT0TT

“I’m not Leda,” I say. “I’m not repressed; I’m genuinely unemotional.”

Your generation wastes so much money on coffee.”

And? LOL

Sometimes men are so dumb I envy them.

AHAHAAA I love that most of my highlights are Clio's shade towards men.

The next person to ask me, Yeah, you like that? is getting a firm no.

I love this

Men are never selfish. They’re smart. Women are always selfish. You want to be single? Selfish. You’re a wife and mother and do anything other than dote on your husband and children? Selfish. I want you and your sisters to learn to take that word as a compliment. Anyone who says that to you is trying to discourage you from doing what you want. That’s how you know you’re doing something right.

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