“How should I do it?” Miles asked, flopping on the bed and holding up an invisible quill. “Dearest Juno,” he began to recite grandly. “Feel free to bang any and/or all of us as we have been tested and are cleaner than a house before a mother-in-law visit. Do you require testing also? In addition, please advise if you are on or are seeking birth control, otherwise we are happy to wrap our dongs up like Christmas presents.” He dropped his ‘quill’ and propped his head up with his elbow. “Then I’ll play her that dick in a box video.”
