One For The Team (Happy Holidays Shorts)
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“I don't like it when it's my woman! You know my family is Pentecostal. How am I supposed to explain your “profession” to my mom's and them? ”
Isatta
nigga fuck ya mamy
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He was wearing mixed cloth, eating shellfish, and shacking up, but it was my career that was the problem. Yeah ok.
Isatta
get him
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Then one time he borrowed her shit and forgot to pick her up from work. My daddy would call him a buster, but I’m not that well-mannered. He was a bitch in my eyes.
Isatta
🤣🤣🤣
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HALLELUJAH! How often is God good? You better answer all the time! I prayed for that niggas downfall everyday and I almost broke into a full praise dance hearing that it had finally happened. Won't he do it!
Isatta
nothing wrong with being a proud hater
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I didn't want to suck a fart out of my friend's asshole.
Isatta
I beg your biggest pardon??
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“I'm. Not. Your. Friend,” I repeated, tipping her chin upward so I could stare into her eyes.
Isatta
sssoooo yall go together now?
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Chrissy had body for days. Big titties, big thighs, curvy hips. She was lacking a little in the ass department but no one gave a fuck because her face was so pretty that she could give Aphrodite a run for her money. Siren eyes with a seductive rum color, high cheekbones, an arrow shaped nose that reminded me of the sculptures of ancient orisha, and a perfect pair of rounded lips. Chrissy was bad as fuck.
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“Shit, it's my time to shine,” Little Foot laughed. “What the hell do you mean, your time to shine? She's never even spoken two words to you,” Blessing scoffed. “Yes she has. She wished me happy birthday a few months back,” L argued.
Isatta
those are 2 words...
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A woman like that don't need a puppy, she need a big dawg.”
Isatta
🤣🤣🤣
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But I was serious. If Chrissy was leaving with anyone tonight, I wanted it to be me. I was David Ruffin, and these niggas were The Temptations.
Isatta
... I can not
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“Nah no need, princess. You can just ride with us in the Escalade,” Ox interjected. “Carpooling saves the planet.”
Isatta
never thought to call it that.
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“What!? You don't like Ravyn Lenae?”
Isatta
add to the list
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They were offering and I was partaking. My budget didn’t speak humble. The only thing I wanted out of the mud was potatoes.
Isatta
that part
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“Money may not make a man, but yours should definitely have some,” Thaxton chuckled. “How else is supposed to compete with the dudes that would buy you the world and everything in it while worshiping the ground you walk on?”
Isatta
when you're right, you're right.