One For The Team (Happy Holidays Shorts)

by Aria Daze

I pretend to be ok, but deep down I want a group of oiled up black and brown men to run a train on me.

My parents and grandparents have been married over 60 years combined, and here I am thinking about taking two dicks at once. Or three. Or four. Five would be a bit excessive though.

I'm a grown adult, and if I want to have a handful of boyfriends at my beck and call, I should be able to.

I wasn't sure how I ended up here, standing in my living room with a man that should've never made it past casual drinks, but maybe it was loneliness. A quick lapse in my judgement.

“I just broke up with my boyfriend.” HALLELUJAH! How often is God good? You better answer all the time! I prayed for that niggas downfall everyday and I almost broke into a full praise dance hearing

that it had finally happened. Won't he do it!

A woman like that don't need a puppy, she need a big dawg.”

You know when you read romance novels and the FMC always plays cute and humble and refuses to spend any of the MMC’s money?

Yeah, I hated that shit.

“Money may not make a man, but yours should definitely have some,”

I’ve never been the Daddy type because my Papa was very much an active and instrumental part of my life, but it just felt right this time.

A lie never sounded so sweet.

“At least I got us all matching PJ’s,” he sighed while holding up three identical parcels. “That’s cute right?”

“Not gay,” he smiled. “Just bisexual like your boyfriends.”

“Ope. He kinda ate you up there,” Milly admitted, sucking her teeth. And did.

“Who cares about what some broke ass incel thinks? You have three men with big bags who are interested in you. Monogamy isn't automatically better than polyamory, it's just different. Different people love in different ways and that's ok.”

It wasn’t exactly slut-shaming, because I was a grown ass woman who didn’t feel shame for having consenting sex that resulted in the best nut of my life. It was more like heckling, and heckling got tiresome quickly. I still didn’t regret it. No, I’d never regret it.

“Everything is complicated. The economy is chaos, the world’s on fire, the government is a shitshow. Just let us love on you.”