“It took me far too long to realize that you didn’t deserve me then, and you’d sure as fuck never deserve me now. So do us both a favor, forget I ever existed, and if you see me on Main Street, keep walking. I have nothing to say to you ever again. Oh, and your dick is small. Now that I’ve had him”—she gestures to me, and a wave of pride flares beneath my chest—“I know exactly what I was missing. Honestly, I feel sorry for you. Have a good life in your fake, miserable marriage, and I suggest you learn where the clit is.”
