“Oh, happy birthday by the way,” Ben says, already picking up the phone again. “Yeah? Nice gift you got me, BeneDICK.” “No other director would put up with this shit, you know. That’s why you stay here.” “I’ll have you know, I’m the soul of this company.” I throw a smirk over my shoulder as I pull open his office door. “Oh, look, it does say director here—I thought you’d just made that up. Who knew?”
