Our Chinese dance instructor is a bit like a piranha; tiny, brutal, and deadly. Until eight years ago, she was considered the best prima ballerina in the world. But then she got pregnant with twins, which as far as the dance world was concerned, meant she’d had a double leg amputation. She never got back to where she was before, so now she whips us into shape like we’re the ones who stole her dance career from her and not her two spoiled little fuck trophies.

