Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002

by David Sedaris

At two p.m. it takes an hour and a half to get from Kennedy to SoHo in the greatest city in the world. Cigarettes now cost $7 a pack in the greatest city in the world. This is definitely not the greatest apartment in the world.

No Thursday puzzle will ever get the best of me,

We passed a gun shop advertising a “Blowout Sale.”