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I told Dad I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be graduating in a cap and gown—the Art Institute doesn’t swing that way—and he said, “I’ve got your old cap and gown from high school. Want me to bring them when we come up?” Then he said, “Do you think it will still fit?” A person would be in pretty serious trouble if his graduation gown no longer fit. It’s like outgrowing a tent, basically.
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Theft by Finding: Diar...
 
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