At the Kentland Western Pancake House in Kentland, Indiana, we sat beside a table of high school athletes. They’d just come from a football game and were eating fries and talking about the coach. One thing about him, they all agreed, was that he wears loose shorts and always wants to sit on the desk. When the coach does that, his balls hang out. You don’t want to notice them, but you pretty much have to. They’re just this guy’s hairy balls, and you don’t look at them because you’re interested or anything, but how can you not notice them?
