I didn’t tell her to change because I was worried she’d be cold. I told her to change because if I had to watch the tiny strap of her camisole drift over her shoulder one more time, I was going to put my fist through a wall.
Then I accidentally watched two episodes of The Jerry Springer Show, thought I somehow transferred myself to hell, and abandoned it on the front steps of the fire station.
I settle for tangling our fingers together on my thigh. “What else did you say to her?” Nolan swallows hard, still nervous. “I might have told her that her head resembled a potato.”