If we’re going to ghost each other again, let’s give a warning this time. Ghost was a strong word, reserved for someone you were interested in. Oliver and I were not that. We had established on day two of knowing each other that we would never be that. I typed: Is it considered ghosting if a warning is involved? We’ll call it a haunting, he responded. Did you have that word ready to go? That was fast. No, I’m just really clever. I narrowed my eyes. You had that word. You’re reusing banter on me? Recycled banter is unacceptable. For the record, this is the first time I’ve used it, but I
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