“Do you remember me mentioning an Oliver? I went out with him once three years ago and have matched with him off and on ever since.” “Best-car-makeout-you’ve-ever-had guy?” “Yes!” Best makeout period. “But he was otherwise painfully boring and inconsiderate.” I cringed. I had probably said that too. “Not painfully. Okay, painfully. And yes, was rude to the waitress and didn’t ask me any questions about myself, but instead talked about something completely irrelevant. We had absolutely nothing in common.”
