whale-watching gig.” She got behind the wheel. “What if the whale objects to being watched? He’s going to be bigger than the boat, because whale. So, if he’s feeling pissy, he could be: ‘Watch this, assholes.’ Then he rams the boat and people are splashing around in the water. Screams fill the air. Then glug-glug, all because they’re going out there on some boat playing Peeping Tom on a whale.”
