Brimstone (Fae & Alchemy, #2)

by Callie Hart

“The injustice! You dream of your girlfriend, you’re healed by her, get laid, and wake up brand-spanking-new. Meanwhile, I dream that I’d been turned into a goat, and I wake up with a mouth drier than the glass flats, covered in suspect pox marks!”

I love Carrion this made me laugh out loud