“Lennon, listen to me right now. This is the perfect idea. Saint Devereaux is the bad boy of Orleans U. He’s covered in tattoos, always has a black eye or busted lips from getting into fights. He drives a freakin’ motorcycle and is a hockey enforcer with a horrid reputation. If you brought him around your dad, he would actually keel over and die. I can’t even think of anyone more perfect than him.”