“What if it was an emergency? What if I called you and I was like, ‘Gabriel, I’m beneath Harper’s Bridge. You have five minutes to save my life. You are my final hope.’” “I’d say, ‘Do you think you could send me a pin or share your location with me?’” “And I’d be like, ‘Killer, hold please while I share my location. Oh, you’d prefer not? You’d prefer to murder me now while my useless partner rushes to the computer to print out some MapQuest documents?’”
