“And you and Lucille Pawl still need to become best friends.” “She bit me today. She was like ‘Look at my fluffy belly’ and I was like ‘Hell no, cat, I would never fall for that.’” “But you fell for it?” “It was a moment of weakness. I think it’s your constant cooing about how cute she is that made my brain momentarily misfire and I thought she was possibly… lightly… touchable.”
