“It’s me, Mum,” says Joyce. “Ooh,” says Joyce. She always sounds so excited when Joanna rings that it breaks her heart for all the times she hasn’t rung over the years. “I’ll just turn the volume down on Flog It!” “You can pause it, Mum,” says Joanna. “My television doesn’t have pause,” says Joyce. “It does, Mum,” says Joanna. “I showed you last time we were down.” “Yes,” says Joyce. “But the button you pressed doesn’t pause anymore.” “It does, Mum,” says Joanna. “You must be pressing the wrong button.” “I’m not pressing the wrong button,” says Joyce. “I’m pressing the one you showed me.”
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