Don Caselli (Caselli Family, #2)
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If he had a valid reason other than the fact that the man put steak sauce on his steak,
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Lmaooo Menace is my boo
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Menace kidnapped his fucking wife and fell in love with her. The nigga wasn’t qualified to set any rules on who could and couldn’t be together.
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Lmaoooo but it worked
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Menace taught me how to properly squeeze a toothpaste tube, brush my teeth without getting toothpaste residue on the mirror, and to be as neat as possible.
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Haha toothpaste
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“Well, look at you being so nice and holding Kindle-esha,” Navy came back over and gently took her kindle from my hand.
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HAHA Kindle-esha
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Her boyfriend, the one she couldn’t see forever with, was Antwan Lockett. Between Jaiden Cooper and Antwan, those were the names that were all over the media when it came to who was being drafted to the Sonics.
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Oh shit
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I looked down at my engagement ring that I had just slid on my finger this morning. When I saw Landon walk into Tiny’s the other night, I quickly slipped it off my finger to avoid him seeing and asking questions I wasn’t ready to answer yet.
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Bihhhhhh
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“The co-owner of the New York Sonics is making headlines again. This time, it’s all about love. He and his fiancée, Kennedy Watkins, are officially tying the knot this summer in what’s expected to be a stunning ceremony in Lake Como.
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Oh shit
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“Navy, I ain’t seen you in a minute.” Navy’s head shot up confused. “I’ve never been here.” Menace looked at her. “She said she gonna rob this fucking house, Wonder? We just letting anybody up in this bitch now, huh? Fuck security clearance and safety now, right?”
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Lmaooooo
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Kora looked at our brother. “Maverick, I am pretty sure there are laws against that. You cannot hold this woman hostage because your wife needs to touch some grass every once in a while.” “Can’t smoke weed, Kora… I am pregnant,” Stevie shot back, and I walked away because I couldn’t stop laughing.
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Lmaooooo
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“Nah, I like to do the spicy shit that you be reading about in books.”
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I mean he not lying
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As I was knee deep in reading Mel Dau’s catalog, I looked up and noticed that the opening acts had finished.
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Alright now lol
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The moment you start to profit from your hobby, it steals a little bit of the joy out of it.”
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Exactly
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“Mr. Caselli, you have a visitor that wants to come up. Shall I allow them up?” the front desk attendant asked. I could tell it was the new nigga who didn’t know the rules of calling my personal phone. “You be fucking me?” The man was too stunned to speak. He stammered, and if I was in front of him, he would have been sweating. “No… sir…I…” “The only people calling my phone this early be fucking me… that’s you?” “Oh goodness, no.” “I’m a bum?” Now I was fucking offended with him saying, oh goodness, like I was some bum. He should be honored to fuck me if I went that way. “No, sir… I’m just.”
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Lmao acting like Menace
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I had access to the cameras all throughout the building. Not because I owned the penthouse, but because I hacked into those shits the day I closed on this place.
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Lmao he was so casual with that. Def Core
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I wanted the cameras to her buildings because she trusted me to hack her building and gain access, not because I knew I could easily.
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Better than me
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She stood there dressed like she was fucking an old nigga. Wide leg white linen pants, a silk button-up shirt, and a Birkin fixed up on her arms. “He don’t like you to show yo’ titties, Ken?”
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Lmaooooo
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Get forgiveness and blessings to move on… fuck all that shit. I wish you hell, Wench!” I hollered.
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Well then lmao
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“Shorty need to get some dick… like a damn rabid dolphin,” Landon said as we walked down the block. “Can dolphins even get rabies?” He shrugged. “I don’t know… my home girl Aimee stay putting me onto random ass facts. Her aunt is obsessed with them or some shit.”
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The kind of pussy she had, she could walk around slapping bitches because she felt like it. And if she ever decided to start, I would be right there, making sure a bitch didn’t even blink.
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Haha
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All that no attachments and stranger shit went out the window when she bit my shoulder. She was a part of me now, and now I needed her Social Security number so I could add her to my health insurance. Needed them teeth strong, so when I slid her back onto this dick her teeth could take it.
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Lmfaoooo
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“You can’t run from your wife, Menace.” “Wow, Don.” “What?” “You said you hate your fucking brother and want him to die… shit fucked up.”
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Lmaoooo
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Navy was in her own world as she navigated the train stations like she was a fucking Ninja Turtle or some shit.
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Hahaha
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“Cause that fucking serial killer is still on the loose and you’re a woman out in the world alone.
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Omg Zoya!!!
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When you and Navy started placing bets on who could walk to the Brooklyn Bridge, Avril grabbed her, and I grabbed you and walked ya’ll back to our apartment.”
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Oh they were drunk drunk
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Even as I sat at my desk with my legs pulled to my chest playing Sims while watching the rain pour down outside my window, I didn’t expect this would be the end of me and Antwan.
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Yessss the sims
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“No. My dad has a few Brooklyn Bullies as friends… they came up together. Other than that, never got on one.”
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Oooo Navy with the brooklyn bullies connect
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I’d fuck around and wipe a nigga’s grandmama’s account clean and put the family’s house in foreclosure fucking around with mine.
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Wait
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“I bet. You need someone, too… like Gerald,” I snickered.
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Lmao Zoya bout to have Goon chocolate babies
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I had to give my brother respect because all I thought his ass did was sit in the house and count his grapes and macaroons.
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Haha
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“I don’t give a fuck what she do… let her cut shit off with my daughter.” I looked at Core, who was like a second big brother to me. “You know that she isn’t your daughter, right?”
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Core and Cappy def brothers
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“You hate my baby, Landon?” “Stevie, what?” Duke snickered, clearly tickled by Menace rubbing off on his wife. “What other reason would you have for not coming to see the baby? Zoya has come and Kora has come. Jeffie and Skyler both have come. You are the only one that hasn’t come to meet your nephew.”
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Hahahaha
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“Who is Dennis?” “My fucking son. You don’t give a fuck about your nephew?” he asked, and I shook my head because all these fucking names had me confused. Stevie was Wanda. Menace was Mitchell. Now I had to deal with Dennis. Who the fuck was Dennis, and why were they calling this baby that? “I thought he was a junior.” “He is.” “Never mind… I don’t care.”
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Lmfaoooooo
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Corleon did this soft bounce thing while he held the baby. “I can’t wait to have another one.” “Another one?” He shot me a look. “You said he didn’t make my god daughter?” “Aye, I’m not doing this with the both of you… not today. What the fuck is so important? I’m tired.”
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Lmfaoooo
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“Don’t ever ask me how I’m doing. Going through delivery wasn’t easy. Still sore,” Menace rambled on, and we all looked at him. “What? Wonder fucking held my shoulder hard as shit.”
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Lmao what
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When we come back, I want you and your parents to meet my family.”
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Ah hell
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“At twenty-five, I was doing shit I had no business doing. Proud of the man you become…” he cleared his throat, “have become,” he corrected himself. I looked at the phone and walked closer toward the pool. “Mens, you sick?” “You wishing death on me, Don?” I chuckled. “Nah, never that. Just ain’t never heard you sound so choked up, pussy.” He snorted. “Why you hate my son, Don?”
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Lmfao nigga
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“My fucking son.” “His name is fucking Maverick Jr… where the fuck Dennis come from? Just like that Wanda shit… the fuck you calling Stevie Wanda?” “I paid all that money for school and he’s slow…shit,” he muttered.
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Hahaha
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“When we back home, I want your parents to meet my siblings.” I lifted my head. “We can do that. You sure?”
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Uh oh
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“He wants my parents to meet his siblings.” “What?” “What’s wrong?” Greene laughed as she backed away. “Zoya and Kora are cool... it’s Menace that I’m worried about. Auntie A may fuck around and pull her notepad out and try and take their kid away.”
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She not lying
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“If I can grab your phone and make my place in your life known with your ex-boyfriend, I can do the same thing when it comes to Kennedy. Not giving or leaving any room for you to second guess anything. I know what he did to you, and we not bringing that over here in our shit... alright?”
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Well then
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“You said we pussy, Korbin? That’s what you said, right?” I spoke through the licks I was delivering onto his body. “I…I never said that… I didn’t say that!” he wailed in pain, as the Case girls gathered around to look at what was unfolding in the kitchen. “Nah, bitch… you said that shit. Beans, you heard him?” “Crystal clear… called you a bitch, too,” Beans added, and although I knew those words never left his mouth, I was having a hard time separating what he said, and what he didn’t say, so he said everything, and he even called my mama an old hoe.
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Don is Menace and Beans is Core
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“Tell Alex he has five seconds to bring his little ass in here or I’m tossing fuckas out the window… ever flew before?” He leaned forward, his gold outlined tooth glistened.
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Lmao
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“How was St. Lucia?” Jeffie questioned. “Nice… never knew we owned property there.” “It’s nice?” Menace questioned. It was a shame we owned so much property; some we may never make it to visit. “You should take Stevie and the baby… real nice.” He nodded his head, messing with his beard. “And you went with Taupe’s cousin.”
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So nobody went?!
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“Of course, I would love to be there. Skyler may not come, but me, Corleon, and Estella will be there.” She smiled. “She think I got roaches or something?”
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Lmaooooo
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“I never realized just how much you both look alike,” Alex decided to make small talk, talking about how much me and Menace resembled one another. “You said you wanna fuck my brother next, Alex?” “I never said that… sheesh,” Alex uncomfortably laughed, while fixing the loose strands that didn’t lay back with his slick back. “I’m ugly?” Menace stroked his beard. “Sounds like what he said, Don.”
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What lmfao
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“I never realized just how much you both look alike,” Alex decided to make small talk, talking about how much me and Menace resembled one another. “You said you wanna fuck my brother next, Alex?” “I never said that… sheesh,” Alex uncomfortably laughed, while fixing the loose strands that didn’t lay back with his slick back. “I’m ugly?” Menace stroked his beard. “Sounds like what he said, Don.”
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I---
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“Navy Bleu Perkins.” Beans choked in the corner. “You making her part owner of the team her ex-nigga is gonna play for… you, my nigga, are built different.” He clapped his hands.
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This is rhe funniest shit
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Either way, it was a shit ton of them, and I was becoming overstimulated with all this damn barking.
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Whole family neurodiverse
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Zoya sighed. “I would shoot a nigga if he bought me a dog… that’s like giving her a baby. Responsibilities that she has to deal with, not you.”
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Exactly
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“Goon? I got a meeting with him sometime in the next few weeks.” “Me and Gerald are friends,” her delusional ass convinced herself, because she wasn’t convincing me that she and Goon were friends. Damn man had made it clear that she was end game for him, and he was gonna love her the way she deserved to be loved. “Keep telling yourself that at night, Zoy.”
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Well then
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