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“Baby, hand me some of that ‘I wish a nigga would’ sauce.”
I SCREAMED already know this might not be for me…
to get me the Worcestershire sauce.
Wait thats so funny
When I pulled into my driveway, I pulled my phone out and texted Brandi to tell her I was home.
Planning a marriage yet texting Brandi…
“What you just say?” he asked Whitney. “Well, you guys enjoy lunch. I am about to get on up out of here. Kiss MJ for me, Mason,” Whitney replied before walking from behind the counter and out the front door.
LMAO
“I’m scared. Take me home now. You sound crazy as fuck.”
Lmaoo
Did this nigga just open my front door using his phone?
Lmaoooo
“Aye, cuzzo, will you be my best man?” I asked Sly.
Nah this straight comedy
“Nigga, you just told me Tylee wasn’t fucking with your crazy ass. Who are you going to marry?”
Im sorry this is so funny
“Boy, boy, boy. I bet I won’t ever get in the car with you again,” Sly muttered lowly.
Oh my God. Mason has a cemetery named after me, and he has been killing all my boyfriends and burying them there.”
What a crazy ass sentence
Is everybody in my life crazy except me? What the fuck is wrong with everybody?
Tylee slept peacefully as I walked around her bedroom, using a lit piece of sage to clear the air of all the energy. I blew the sage out when I finished and started placing candles all around her bed in a circle.
Im sorry i cant stop laughing
“Hey, baby, did you miss me?” I asked her pussy.
Kinda got me i wont lie
“Your pussy is so wet and tasty. If you pissed in my mouth right now, I would drink every ounce of it and then thank you for satisfying my thirst.”
LMAO IM SCREAMING WHAT
“Aye, listen up, if your name is Tylee, and you got a home girl named Whitney, both of y’all got to go. My nigga, Mason, just called and said he will light this bitch up if he don’t see you two walk out in the next three minutes. I don’t know about y’all, but I ain't dying for nobody. Tylee, if you hear this, girl, GET THE FUCK OUT! Aye, if y’all see Tylee or Whitney, point them out. Y’all know that nigga, Mason, is throwed off!”
LMAO
