“We’ve had a long week. I plan to make a long night of it, and if you two aren’t royally fucked by midnight I will take it upon myself to see that you are fucked, royally or otherwise, by morning. Understand?” Me: “You make it sound a lot like date rape.”
ugh no thank you. I know guys so tend to speak this way because they are generally very icky, but I wish I hadn't read it.
