“If he’s neither, why’d you let him suck your dick on the back porch last night?” My mouth dropped open, and I felt like my eyes were going to pop right out of my skull. “You saw that!?” I hissed, and Theo chuckled behind her mug, her dark eyes glittering with mischief. “I didn’t catch the whole show. Once I realized what was happening, I shut the drapes. Next time, maybe get a room, yeah? I’m happy you’re finally getting laid and all, but I don’t really need to fucking see it.”
