Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
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Read between September 15 - October 23, 2022
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It is tragic both that this man has died and that his stupid impromptu attempt at entertaining himself misfired in a way that will now define him.
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I wonder if anyone really identifies as the adult they’ve morphed into.
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The fact that I’m able to carry myself through life without being crushed beneath the psychological weight of being alive proves that I’m a con artist. Aren’t we all con artists?
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To vocalize the stupid thoughts he has without considering how others will interpret them.
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He just fumbles happily through his day, saying whatever he is compelled to—while I am over here laboring to produce appeasing facial expressions.
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when I was sidetracked by an article that claims priests used to kill themselves to be with God.
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I guess this is why Catholics teach that suicide is a sin. They were running out of priests.
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Two very tall people are getting married today. The church is choked with their pink roses. All of their guests are wearing pastel; pastel heels, pastel ties. I did not get the memo and am consequently wearing gray. I feel like a storm cloud in a spring meadow. It is unclear what my role is today, but I was asked to stand at the entrance to the church, and because of that, I suspect my role might be: gargoyle.