Theodore: What were you doing when it changed colour? Oscar: Not me. Niko: What kind of joke is that? Oscar: The kind that’s a statement, not a joke. Kilian: Isobel? Oscar: She’s in the shower. Elijah: And you are…? Oscar: Not a fucking idiot. You told me to rub her temples and use a soothing voice and to not make any sort of suspicious scenes. Elijah: And you…?

