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Then she got even by fucking his dad. Basically, she’s my idol.
A true icon
“Aw, Seb. That’s beautiful,” the cheater’s wife says.
You know…he deserves the flack not his poor wife
She stands and paces to the kitchen, then turns back. “I can’t work with your uncle every day. Especially once he realizes you were just showboating. The two of you will get past this. He’s your family. I’m just—” Her voice cracks, and she swallows thickly. “I’m just the mistress.”
The girl is nuts. Certifiable. And if she asked me to, I’d join her in a straitjacket. I’m fucking obsessed.
I would love this kind of devotion. Please and thank you.
But with her crazy one-liners, her taste in music, the truly insane things that happen to her and the way she reacts, and her damn smile, she’s brought a rainbow of color to my life.
Working to make Sara come over and over again is not a hardship. It’s my new favorite activity.
Love a man witha hobby
Over the last two weeks, I’ve eaten her every chance I can get. I even snuck her into the back of the plane and played with her perfect pussy while Aiden serenaded the team with Taylor Swift songs. She got off twice. Once during “Shake It Off,” then again during “Wildest Dreams.”
I just turn, and with all the force I can muster, channeling all the anger and tension that have been coursing through me, I punch the man I once considered my mentor straight in the fucking face.
Fucking finally
“And your bedazzled penises.” The words are barely out of her mouth when she falls against me and cackles.
“Stop talking about my cock like it’s a Lisa Frank art project.”
That's A sentence
“No one else has taken that bedazzled penis for a ride?”
Dead
“How is it that you can simultaneously drive me fucking insane and turn me on?” “It’s a talent. Just wait till you see what I can do with my tongue.” I tug on his jeans roughly.
At least she understands
