Wanted by the Alien Warden (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #4)

by Ursa Dax

“If you say that they are not married, and you try to take Magnolia away, then I will end you.” OK. I take back the cute comment.

“I would just like to interject,” said a slightly frantic-sounding Oaken, “that I have never actually murdered anyone! And I would very much still like a bride if there is one yet willing and available!”

I did not know that human females ate meals shaped into squares. This was good, if odd, information. I probably should have read that document that Tasha wrote…

I did not think she was a woman to be trifled with. I did not think she would be easily impressed, either.

Not to mention the fact that if someone tried to take Cherry away from Silar now, they’d end up with their throat slit, bleeding out in some forgotten corner of his ranch.

“He needs a bride,” I corrected her. I aimed my tail at Silar and poked him in the chest with it. “You all do. The more of you idiots that get married off, the less I have to worry about you doing something stupid. Or, when you do inevitably do something stupid, at least there will be someone else with some brains around to scold you for it before I have to,”