And this-” Her finger landed heavily, nearly accusingly, on the dangly bit. “-is the cock tail.” I stared in bewilderment at Darcy’s screen. “It’s like an itty bitty lasso!” Cherry chimed in, as if that was supposed to make any sense at all. “You guys,” I said, stopping to close my eyes and rub my temples. “Please. I am begging you. Be so real with me right now.” I opened my eyes to find Darcy and Cherry staring innocently back at me. “Are you fucking with me?”
