The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

by J.R.R. Tolkien

Did he say: “Hullo, Pippin! This is a pleasant surprise!”? No, indeed! He said: “Get up, you tom-fool of a Took! Where, in the name of wonder, in all this ruin is Treebeard? I want him. Quick!”

Fool of a Took!