The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

by J.R.R. Tolkien

‘Bilbo!’

He returns???

I deemed it the worst part of all my journey, the road back, watching him day and night, making him walk before me with a halter on his neck, gagged, until he was tamed by lack of drink and food, driving him ever towards Mirkwood. I brought him there at last and gave him to the Elves, for we had agreed that this should be done; and I was glad to be rid of his company, for he stank.

"i kept this old man creature as a feral pet and made him the problem of someone else, stinky bitch bit me too"

His malice is great and gives him a strength hardly to be believed in one so lean and withered.

Aragorn is just SLAMMING Gollum, like yeah he's a rat and he bit you but GIVE HIM A BREAK

For my hope was founded on a fat man in Bree;

‘It’s your fault partly, Frodo my lad: insisting on waiting for my birthday.

Bitch

Pippin.

WaIt where is Merry?

faggot of wood,

I thought he was the tin man?

Merry

THERE HE IS I guess he's just quiet

edraith ammen!

OKSANA BAIYUL

‘Let us sit and rest and have something to eat, here on the landing, since we can’t find a dining-room!’

With how much they eat call hobbits The Ladies Who Lunch and Boromir is Joann

if you understand me.

Sam speaks like a girl on a first date who is explaining her PhD to someone's son