Dashing All the Way

by Chelsea Curto

That dude probably does Cross Fit. He probably eats eighteen egg whites for breakfast and drains his protein shake like it’s water. Meanwhile, I’m over here going to bed dehydrated every night because I can’t remember to drink enough fluids until I have a throbbing headache. We are not the same.

“How the fuck do you do this every morning?” “Do what? Contemplate the necessity of men’s existence? It’s pretty easy; I think society would function just fine without them. Think of how well the world would run if women were in charge.”