Dashing All the Way

by Chelsea Curto

I’m a stubborn bitch, and there’s nothing I love more in life than proving a man wrong.

“Do what? Contemplate the necessity of men’s existence? It’s pretty easy; I think society would function just fine without them. Think of how well the world would run if women were in charge.”

love being on my ass, believe it or not. I prefer it when I’m getting something good out of it, like, you know, an orgasm. Not more pain.”

“You’re religious? I hate to tell you, but based on current events, I think you’re headed to hell.”

Jesus is probably rolling in his grave because of what a ho-ho-hoe I am.