Dashing All the Way

by Chelsea Curto

For all the readers who want a quick holiday read that’s more spice than plot… ’Tis the season!

If you’re looking for a story with character development, a rich plot, and emotional depth, this book isn’t going to be for you.

Whoever decided running is a good form of exercise can go straight to hell.

I’m a stubborn bitch, and there’s nothing I love more in life than proving a man wrong.

“I don’t know how to tell my wife I don’t want her to hear my best friend tell her to take it like a good girl.”

“You know I’m a man, Margo. Take off your underwear so I can show you I know what to do with my tongue.”

“You don’t have to worry about me not knowing what to do. I love to eat, Margo.”

Jesus is probably rolling in his grave because of what a ho-ho-hoe I am.