Everyone in the room is model-material, but this woman is a little creepy. She’s curvy, like the Venus in the half-shell, with red-blonde hair that looks straight out of a shampoo commercial. Her face is way too symmetrical, her movements slightly too graceful to be real, and now that I’m looking more closely at her, I notice that her eyes aren’t blue, they’re violet. Like Harold and the purple fucking crayon.
