Me: You can’t threaten my life and text me like you haven’t. You are by far the weirdest dude I’ve ever met. Psychotic behavior. You really won’t last in my world. They’d make a documentary about you before giving you the lethal injection. He’s going to give me a rundown of my death again, I can just tell. He’ll use excessive amounts of detail and make out that I’m a vile creature he’d never touch. Yet he was hard as a rock last night. Unless arousal or getting a hard-on is a side effect of his anger. After all, I don’t know what species he is. Dane: What is a documentary?
