“The love of my life’s roommate,” I answered matter-of-factly, causing both of them to give me the side-eye. Which was ridiculous honestly—at least on Parker’s part. While Matty was still in the “multiple vaginas, one dick club,” Parker was a bona fide rabid little love muffin, so wrapped up in Casey that I was pretty sure he wasn’t aware that other women even existed. Just like me.
“so wrapped up in Casey that I was pretty sure he wasn’t aware that other women even existed. Just like me.” 😻

