The Exorcism of Faeries (Morbid Realities, #1)

by J.L. Vampa

All right, Jane Bennet, get your shite together. You are a Lizzie, damn it. And this man is no fucking Darcy.

This is the funniest sentence I've ever read

Professor Sonder Murdoch was the cliff-jump that terrified, the majestic wolf that captivated, the risk you knew might kill you, yet you couldn’t pass it up.

“How I thought I was destined to be alone, but it turns out I was starving all these years, waiting for you?”

“Just because someone else is dying doesn’t mean the rest of the world has to stop living.

I want to drown in this love, darling,