Brenton has publicly attacked Skyla twice since she and Maggie met, and guess whose dorm room I watched Bartlett leave at three in the morning two days ago? You guessed it, Bridgette motherfucking Brenton. My siren is so sweet, but she invites entirely too many untrustworthy snakes into her life. I’d be happy to make them all disappear if I knew she wouldn’t hate me forever when I did.

