Drumindor (Riyria Chronicles, #5)

by Michael J. Sullivan

“Gwen calls the flush bucket the best thing since shoes.”

“This is why dwarfs scare me.” Royce pointed at the tap as if it insulted him. “If they can do stuff like this, what else are they capable of?”

“I’m still trying to work out the real reason you didn’t leave me on the Crown Tower. Stupidity continues to pop up, but it’s just so obvious; I feel there has to be more.”