“Are you boys having fun being roommates?” Mom asks Brody. “It’s been great,” Brody replies. “Couldn’t ask for a better roommate.” Three nights ago, he wasn’t singing that tune when he came back from the library earlier than expected and I was pounding Cammie into my mattress instead of hers. She was mortified and highly apologetic. He reminded me that we had a door hanger for such purposes and maybe I should use it next time, or just have sex in my girlfriend’s room, since she doesn’t have a roommate. It was a fair point. I did not throw my girlfriend under the bus by telling him it was her
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