Chase Lovett Wants Me

by Helena Hunting

Horror hits me. My Lord of the Rings “My Precious” underwear is hanging on the shower rod.

girl, your a little too weird even for me

She pulls her covers over her head. I lie here feeling like a bag of shit.

good, i like this

“You want to touch my precious?”

hey so, we're gonna have to do some serious work in order to come back from this… I'm hard considering a DNF

“Do you want to finger-fuck my precious, Chase?”

Are we seriously doubling down on this?? This is gonna be a thing now??

“You’re so tight, though. You’re sure?” “My pussy can handle it,” I pant. “Fuck, I love that,” he groans.

I'm no one to judge, but…has this author EVER had sex before

Every cisgendered female in our dorm is lusting after him, just like me.

did you mean heterosexual… because i genuinely do not know what being cisgender has to do with this…??

“Can I touch your tatas?” “Only if you never call them tatas again.” “Never again.”

WHO WROTE THIS I CANT DO IT ANYMORE

“Lovett, Lovelock, if you do that on the other side of the door, no one has to witness it,” Colby shouts from not very far away.

he's the only funny character… more from him and only him please

“I’m never giving this back.” “I have like twenty.”

this is somehow more entertaining if i read it as willow and xander from buffy the vampire slayer

“Don’t forget, I have a black belt; I can take you down.” He grips the jambs. “The next twenty hours will be the most delicious torture.” “Sweet dreams, Chase.” I

okay but like vampire, dominatrix willow sort of

“Sausage chips?” I ask when the server disappears. “Delicious,” Chase informs me. I prop my cheek on my fist. “Better than my precious?”

EW LIKE LITERALLY EW

“It was kind of cool the way you stood up to the mean girls.

are we 10 years old…YOU PEOPLE ARE IN COLLEGE

“Precious and I will show you how proud we are later.”

why do you continually talk about your vagina in THE THIRD PERSON !!!! I CANT TAKE MUCH MORE!

but we’ve already seen the many, many photos of me and Cammie taped to the inside. Which is really weird to begin with. But what makes it so much worse is that she’s taped her smiling face over Cammie’s.

what the f