“You know, I don’t know what went down with your wife or that Violet woman. What I do know is I’m not them. And I also know that twice, you jumped to conclusions about me, this time making it three. And I’ll mention that not one of those times did you actually take the time to speak to me like an adult about the shit going on in your head. So, I’ll add to things I’m glad about, and that is that I don’t have to endure a lifetime, or however long we might have lasted, of your tests. Me proving I’m good enough for the super-hot, gorgeous Mike Haines. Because frankly, that would be exhausting.”
You tell him honey!
