He Sees You When You're Sleeping (Naughty or Nice, #1)

by Alta Hensley

“Maybe Santa’s elves. Or you have yourself a helpful stalker.”

This Jack fellow perchance??

How many nights have I done this now? Lurking, watching, waiting. It’s become an addiction I can’t control.

I KNEW IT

Over the past few years,

YEARS?!?!?!

She doesn’t know I’m here. She never does.

I wanna know the why, why did he start stalking her??

He’s harmless. Right?

He's gonna be a bad boyyyyy

I want to burst through that window and explain the dangers, lecture her on fire safety, spank her naughty and perfect ass, and then beg her to let me fix it properly.

Stop that's so cuteeee

“I mean, I had something I had to do today that required me to be in uniform. But I’m done and free.”

Awww what a cute way to say you tricked her neighbor into helping you break into her apartment.

That I held her shaking hand as I got her into the ambulance. That I went to the hospital after my shift to check on her and have watched over her ever since.

She'll eventually figure that out on her own won't she?????

Another unannounced visit is just . . . weird.

That's not the phrase i'd use...

he wouldn’t have been able to catch up to me without me noticing.

Bitch you've been stalked by a different dude for two years and haven't noticed. I think it's safe to say it's a shock you're still alive at this point with how unaware of your surroundings you are.

“My username? Oh no, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

Its a terrible idea. Don't do it

“Rough night?”

Bro.

A creep who bakes?

Weirder things have happened I guess?

I became a goddamn stalker instead. Because that’s not intrusive, inappropriate, or wrong at all, right?

Not at all. You were simply looking out for her. Duh.

Does it make me the villain in the story? I hope not.

It makes you the daddy

Give me your address, and I’ll see you soon.

Oh good. I was worried for a minute there he'd give himself away by just showing up. That would be awkward.

her eyes lighting up with a mixture of surprise and . . . is that delight?

She is not handling this like a normal sane person..

“I’m just glad the man finally made a move,”

DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THE STALKING?????????

“He’s a great guy. It was also kind how he fixed your fire alarms.”

BUSTED

“It won’t happen again. I swear.”

He's honestly such a little bitch

not-so-subtle activities.

Not subtle but it looks like you're dancing?? Which is it babe?